Unspoken Communication between girls and boys

Unspoken Communication

Biologically

  • Women live longer by at least seven years! In the animal kingdom, the female also lives longer than the male.
  • Women are more resistant to infectious agents and even cancer!
  • Women work longer hours during their lifetime than men. Women have less leisure time.
  • The infant mortality rate is less for girls than boys.
  • Women are known to take better care of themselves, both physically and mentally.
  • At any age, men are three times more likely to die of accidents, violence and cardiovascular diseases.
  • Malignant cancer related to smoking and alcoholism occur more frequently in men.
  • Men are more subject to color blindness, stuttering and learning disabilities.
  • Women have better manual dexterity enabling them to do work requiring finer movements.

Girls boys mathematical equation


Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladko Si Nahin Hoti




लड़की क्यों न जाने क्यों लडको सी नहीं होती(LYRICS)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoOjsJFXCRQ

Deadly Words Used By A Woman

1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.


Rejection lines

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Women (and what they actually mean…)

  1. I think of you as a brother.
    (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance”)
  2. There’s a slight difference in our ages.
    (You are one Jurassic geezer.)
  3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way
    (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes upon)
  4. My life is too complicate right now.
    (I don’t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I’m seeing)
  5. I’ve got a boyfriend
    (who’s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben & Jerry’s)
  6. I don’t date men where I work
    (Hey bud, I wouldn’t even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building)
  7. It’s not you, it’s me
    (It’s not me, it’s you)
  8. I’m concentrating on my career
    (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
  9. I’m celibate.
    (I’ve sworn off *only* the men like you.)
  10. …..and the #1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually means)Let’s be friends.
    (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with; it’s that ‘male perspective’ thing)

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given by Men (and what they actually mean..)

  1. I think of you as a sister
    (You’re ugly)
  2. There’s a slight difference in our ages
    (You’re ugly)
  3. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way
    (You’re ugly)
  4. My life is too complicated right now.
    (You’re ugly)
  5. I’ve got a girlfriend
    (You’re ugly)
  6. I don’t date women where I work
    (You’re ugly)
  7. It’s not you, it’s me
    (You’re ugly)
  8. I’m concentrating on my career
    (You’re ugly)
  9. I’m celibate
    (You’re ugly)
  10. …..and the #1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)Let’s be Friends
    (You’re SINFULLY ugly!)

*Content in this article are collected from many sources. Please don’t take it seriously or on your heart.


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